returntothestars:

It’s like when Windows does this, but in real life.

returntothestars:

It’s like when Windows does this, but in real life.

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deersatan:

"dinner’s ready!"

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The Renaissance Era

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foreveralone-lyguy:

When you realize that someone is only being nice to you because they want something

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soccercopdoc:

stardustacolyte:

Don’t buy a girl flowers. Flowers die. Buy her a dragon.

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fckthestate:

bonsaibabe:

i dont think goosebumps books ever came into print i think they just mystically appeared in public school libraries one day already in mediocre condition

this sounds like a plot for a goosebumps book about goosebumps books

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unamericanflag:

my aesthetic: a potted cactus on a skateboard, always moving, no one knows where it came from or where it’s going

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youngblackandvegan:

lol he dropped that phone like he was in an infomercial 

-hewastheirfriend:

when ur tryin to tell a story but no one knows what the fuck ur talkin about

amoying:

puppies in sweaters hee hee hee

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puppy in sweater hoo hoo hoo

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puppies in sweaters ha ha ha

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broaaadbean:

who needs april fools my entire life is a joke

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lameborghini:

school taught me a lot of stuff but mostly it taught me how to get ready in 15 minutes